男定女

這一年婚禮去少了,但 facebook 開始充斥著BB相。要知道結婚相一世人只影一輯,BB相卻可以月計放上網!

當我與一些已生了B的朋友碰面時,就衍生出一個問題:我唔記得佢個B係男定女?!有時見到面都想問候吓小朋友(plus 大部份有了小朋友的朋友們都是圍繞著BB生活),但我有這麼多朋友已經有了小朋友,你不是認為我可以全數記得嗎?當我不記得 is a HE or a SHE 時,我就不知道該說「你個仔最近點呀?」還是「你個女最近點呀?」,又怕講錯小朋友性別朋友會唔高興(again,小朋友是有些父母的一切)唯有窒一窒,再轉個方法問:「小朋友最近點呀?」或者「你個B最近點呀?」,之後再嘗試用旁敲側擊去揾出性別之迷。

當然,你不要妄想我揾出答案後下次會記得。

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